i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

snorlaxatives:

THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER 

3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

ruinscape:

go on my child